The Four Horsemen

And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.

And I saw, and behold a white afro, and he that sat beneath it had a palette, and an easel was given unto him, and he went forth to be creative and relaxed.

And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.

And there went out another one dressed in khaki, and power was given to him to understand the beasts, and to explain our place within nature, and there was given unto him a great joy and curiosity.

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black man, who held in his hand a telescope.

And I heard his voice cry out to all who have ears, "The good thing about science is that it’s true whether or not you believe in it."

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.

And I looked, and behold a red sweater, and he that donned it was Fred, and love and acceptance followed with him.

And power was given unto them over the whole of the earth, to create, to enjoy, to explain, and to accept.